Showing posts with label Costa Rica. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Costa Rica. Show all posts

Friday, September 11, 2009

Las Cañitas, aka. Bar Villalobos, Tres Ríos

Las Cañitas is a classic, one of the places where we learned to drink back in the 20th century. Although the bar is currently under a different administration, the atmosphere is much the same as always, its main ingredients consisting of heavy metal, a friendly clientele and bamboo walls. It's located about 700 m north of la municipalidad de Tres Rios, the sign says "Bar Villalobos".

La Verbena, San José

"Let's paint the urinal fuchsia. Men love fuchsia."

La Verbena, somewhere near la Clínica Biblica in downtown San José, struck us as having no ambition; boring decor, a boring bar lady who spent her time with her back turned against the clients in order to watch TV novelas and generally very little entertainment available. On the positive side, there was a decent, although way too loud, jukebox by the door.

Alajuela Safari 5:La Porteñita

The gentleman chucking down his beer on the left of the picture did not agree on the billed amount, as he claimed he could not possibly have had that 13th beer. Loud arguing was the result.

Classic decor

Bathroom detail

Ladies' room. Kudos to MJ for risking her life taking this picture.

Located somewhere in downtown Alajuela, near some bus station, this was our first stop on our Safari in Alajuela. La Porteñita is a classical downtown chinchorro of the kind every costarican town has at least one or two. It's not necessarily the kind of place where you'd want to hang out for extended periods of time, but it's good for a guerrilla style beer; fast in and fast out again. The bartender was friendly enough, though; chatty, and he even gave us complimentary mints upon leaving his establishment.

Bar La BohemiaAvenida 12, Calle 5, San José

According to the IWCRP counter statistics, a lot of people visit our blog after having googled phrases like "WC porn". Well, here it is: a naked lady in the bathroom. Pubes and all. Enjoy.

La Bohemia is our new favourite bar in down town San José. Despite its slightly dodgy surroundings, this bar has managed to maintain the same cozy atmosphere it must have had when it opened in 1946. The furniture and decor certainly has not changed, and a lot of today's clients were probably present at the opening over six decades ago.

La Bohemia is located at Avenida 12, Calle 5; that's 100 m south of the Cartago bus stop and Bar la Nueva Lira

Erick's Copas, San Pedro

Erick's Copas, formerly known as la Araucana, is one of few decent options for the thirsty around the University of Costa Rica. Over the past couple of decades, large, noisy, crowded bars with a very young and silly clientele have taken over la calle de la amargura, where students traditionally went to seek inspiration.

Erick's Copas is about 100 m east of the northern end of la calle de la amargura, and offers good bocas, cheap beer and a friendly staff and clientele. Highly recommended, along with the nearby Bar Copas.

Alajuela Safari 4:El Rinconcito


Not much to say about El Rinconcito, it's one of those bars that simply appear in the right place at the right time for a little beer. Not a place we would actively look for again, nor one we would do anything to avoid.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Alajuela Safari 3: Bar el Galeano



The bathroom at El Galeano is a monumental masterpiece of costarican engineering. That's all you need to know about the place.

Alajuela Safari 2: Bar Centro de Amigos

Lovely decoration

Bar with mirrors, fruits and slutty looking, inefficient girls.

WC with a barrel of disinfectant on top

Bar Centro de Amigos has one of the most common bar names in Costa Rica, and does not stand out in any way. Slutty looking and unbelievably inefficient girls in the bar (we had to order our first beer through all three of them), few but drunk and confused guests. The one next to us in the bar tried to explain an address to us for half an hour, a wildly annoying experience. Bar Centro de Amigos is worth a short pit stop, though.

Alajuela Safari 1: Bar Chaves

Classic chinchorro exterior

Classic chinchorro ladies' room, sealed off with a padlock.
Thanks to MJ for valuable research.


Classic chinchorrero. Friendly and not exceedingly sober.

Bar Chaves is IWCRPs official first choice in Alajuela. It has all you expect from a typical costarican chinchorro; cheap beer, elderly drunks, posters with scantily clad ladies and local football teams from the 1970s, hand written threats to mutilate any client who does not pay and a padlock on the door to the ladies' room. It appears that the owner played on several of the football teams depicted on the wall.

Friday, July 31, 2009

Bar El Cruce, Tibás, Costa Rica

From the outside, El Cruce appears to be a classic hole in the wall.

On the inside, El Cruce is not much more fun than visiting terminally ill elders in the hospital.


Bar El Cruce in Tibás is one of those places we've driven past several times, always wondering what's inside, imagining the most deliciously horrid shithole of a bar, filled with the most depraved scum society can offer. So we were greatly disappointed when discovering that, despite its uninviting exterior, it's just a regular bar with no personality and no ambition. A few middle aged people, only half drunk, watching the news on one of the TV screens. No hysterical hookers stabbing customers, no shady business going on in dark corners. A terrible disappointment indeed.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Restaurante El Oporto, San Francisco de Heredia

Food Poisoning Scandal at Restaurant El Oporto, Heredia
Guests were served poisonous fish and then overcharged.
Archive photo, not taken at Oporto. WC at el Oporto is filthier.
Not real #2 at the picture, but an illustrative substance made of beans.


What you see on the picture above is what happens to your WC if you should eat at rest. Oporto. It has the looks and prices of a fancy restaurant, but cheap plastic chairs, bad service and food that is not only tasteless, but also, as it turns out, poisonous. The IWCRP delegation ordered grilled tuna, and half way into the small and extremely overcooked fish, we started experiencing the first symptoms of histamine poisoning.
Quoting the Nutrition Research Newsletter (May, 2001), symptoms of histamine poisoning include rash, facial flushing, vomiting, diarrhea, dyspnea, a tightness of the throat, headache, or a metallic or peppery taste in the mouth. Within the next 24 hours, we had been through the whole list, and it kept going for almost a week.
Histamines are produced when tuna is decomposing or if it's kept in room temperature for long periods of time. Of course, accidents happen, but the official IWCRP theory is that the chef was fully aware that this tuna was bad, for two reasons:
1. Tuna was the chef's special that night, which, according to our sources in the restaurant business, means that they have to sell it quickly before it starts to smell.
2. It was so ridiculously overcooked that no sane, self-respecting chef would serve it unless it was made in an intent to kill bacterias and taste. Sadly, though, histamines survive high temperatures.

Conclusion: Never ever eat at the Rest. Oporto, it's a horrible, horrible place in every way and you may end up dead.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Fishing near the Santa Rosa National Park:Cuajiniquil, Guanacaste, Costa Rica

The mountains of Santa Rosa National Park

Fish

Spectacular facilities. Notice the decorative seat cover.

The IWCRP office shut down for the weekend and went fishing outside the huge Santa Rosa National Park in northern Guanacaste. Fishing was good, and upon arrival in Cuajiniquil after 12 hours on the sea we found spectacular WC facilites.

Unknown Soldier, Liberia, Costa Rica


This picture is taken at a chinese restaurant in Liberia, but the name is sadly forgotten. As always, we'll give a $10.000 reward to whoever can give us the name.

Bar La Tranquera,Liberia, Costa Rica


Being an important tourist destination, most places in downtown Liberia have little personality, La Tranquera being a very welcome exception. In order to keep costs at a minimum and thus be able to sell the beer as cheaply as possible, they do not have any light in the WC. Fortunately, we have a camera with flash, and hereby present to you a rare picture of a urinal never before seen by man.

Bar y Restaurante La Puerta del Sol, Cartago, Costa Rica

La basílica de los ángeles. La Puerta del Sol is located on the left side, across the street.

La Puerta del Sol. 2nd floor has rooms for rent.

The Urinal.

La Puerta del Sol is one of the most famous bars in Cartago, given its strategic location next to la Basílica de Los Angeles. Approximately one million people walk to this church every august 2, hoping that this will be sufficient to get their lives back on track. Our guess is that a lot of these people have had a meal and a beer at La Puerta del Sol upon arrival.

Nevertheless, we must report that the food was a disappointment and the beer expensive. Add to that a non-smoking policy, and the sum is a severely unrecommendable place. For good places to visit in Cartago, see our report from the alternative pilgrimage arranged by IWCRP back in 2008

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Bar El CevichitoCartago, Costa Rica

No hay paso my ass. I'd rather say there's no going back.

Classy decoration: a tie rack

Classic urinal

El Cevichito is one of the finest bars we know, and worth visiting Costa Rica for. It's located on the north west side of la Basílica de los Angeles, sort of hidden behind the more famous but much less appealing Puerta del Sol. Costa Rican bars tend to have a rather random decoration, but this one takes it a bit further. On the walls hang perhaps 15-20 ugly old ties, a beach towel from San Andres, the usual pictures of football players and ladies, plus an old Huggies poster. The shelves have their guaro and whisky, plus a little collection of toys, including a policeman with a huge sombrero on a motorcycle. The bar has one table and a few bar stools, plus an old couch by the entrance; allowing more than ten guests at the same time would be to push the limits.

Bar & Restaurant Linda VistaNear Volcán Irazú, Cartago, Costa Rica


The Linda Vista does indeed have a nice view when the weather allows it. However, the food and general conditions of the establishment were not convincing. Although it was not completely awful, I doubt that anyone ever comes back to this place a second time.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Volcán Irazú, Cartago, Costa Rica


We have been visiting the 3.432 m high Irazú Volcano a lot lately, as IWCRP delegations from all over the world have come to learn more about the secret art of photographing WCs for the benefits of all humankind. In their spare time, they went to see the Irazú and its particularly nice toilets.

We would also like to remind you that the only decent coffee available in Uruguay is at the Café Irazú in Montevideo

Sanatorio Carlos Durán, Cartago, Costa Rica




These pictures were sent to us by famous costa rican photograher George Rouppolo. They were shot at Sanatorio Carlos Durán in Prusia, Cartago, a former tubercolosis sanatorium built in 1915 and shut down in 1963. Every teenage goth band has to go here and take gloomy band pictures, and stoners go here to be scared of ghosts.

According to the photographer, the toilets were on the ground so that the patients could simply drag their unhealthy bodies there instead of walking. However, looking at the pictures, the WC appears to be of the french type, with a ruffled surface much more suited for placing one's feet than one's behind.

George Rouppolo's art can be enjoyed at http://www.grouppolo.tk/

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Cabinas LikaAKA Lika BirdPuerto Viejo, Costa Rica


Cabinas Lika offers very nice accommodation for those on a budget; 10.000 colones (US$18) for a big room with a clean private bathroom, a double bed and two bunk beds.