Wednesday, June 20, 2007

It´s the arts! 4: The Horror... the horror!

The IWCRP crew has spent little time travelling and doing field research lately, but a lot of time watching bad horror movies. The result gains all you millions of fans out there who visit this blog daily.

1. Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988)

As the title kind of reveals, this masterpiece is about a bunch of Killer Clowns from outer space. One night, they decide to go on a killing spree in a small town on earth. Without giving away too much of the story, we can tell you that the Clown on the picture is coming up from a WC.



2. The Killer Toilet from Outer Space

Studio a Better Tomorrow are behind universally famous titles such as
The Groovy & the Greasy, Zombi Picnic, For a Fistfull of Kungfu, The Big Showdown and Kung Food. Apparently, The Killer Toilet from Outer Space will soon be downloadable from their website.

On the picture, we see the Killer Toilet to the left, and the Victim to the right.

3. Braindead
They're not dead exactly, they're just... sort of rotting.

For those of us who like zombie films more than necessary, Peter Jackson's classic from 1994 is a must. Many have tried, but all have failed in their attempts to make a more gory movie. Special creds go to the lawnmower scene.

"A young man's mother is bitten by a Sumatran rat-monkey (Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys ). She gets sick and dies, at which time she comes back to life, killing and eating dogs, nurses, friends, and neighbors"(imdb). Of course, the disease spreads, and the zombies must be annihilated somehow.

Paquita Maria Sanchez: Your mother ate my dog!
Lionel Cosgrove: Not all of it.

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